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A cowboy, from East Texas, who shall remain nameless, walked
into a hotel barber shop, sat down in the barber's chair and
said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face and was sharpening a
wicked lookin',shiney old straight edge razor, when a woman
appeared out of a back room, sat down on a short stool and
began to shine his shoes.
Well this blonde gal had the biggest, firmest, most beautiful
Dolly Parton breasts that the cowboy had ever seen -
The cowpoke said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend
some quality time up in my hotel room."
She giggled and replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't
like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll
more than make it worth you time."
She said, "You tell him. He is the guy with the razor
that's shaving you."
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A Shocker from Sherry
His Wife's Grave!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years
when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up
to the funeral.
Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at
the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there.
About two months later a priest saw the old man out there
with his dog and decided to go talk to the old
man.
"Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day
to visit your wife's grave and we just think that so sweet.
We were all wondering if the dog is something that was
special to your wife since you always bring it out here
with you."
"No, actually I bring the dog out here to pee on the grave.
I'd do it myself, but I'd get arrested for indecent exposure!"
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