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1. Dear God,
please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda
*****
2. Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother
but what I asked for was a puppy.
I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
Joyce
*****
3. Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy
for people to come apart
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet
*****
4. God,
I read the bible.
What does beget mean?
Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison
*****
5. Dear God,
how did you know you were God?
Who told you?
Charlene
*****
6. Dear God,
is it true my father
won't get in Heaven
if he uses his golf words in the house?
Anita
*****
7. Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you
to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family
and I can never do it.
Nancy
*****
8. Dear God,
I like the story about Noah
the best of all of them.
You really made up some good ones.
I like walking on water, too.
Glenn
*****
9. Dear God,
my Grandpa says you were around
when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis
*****
10. Dear God,
do you draw the lines around the countries?
If you don't, who does?
Nathan
*****
11. Dear God,
did you mean for giraffes
to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma
*****
12. Dear God,
in bible times,
did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer
*****
13. Dear God,
how come you did all those miracles
in the old days and don't do any now?
Billy
*****
14. Dear God,
please send Dennis Clark
to a different summer camp this year.
Peter
*****
15. Dear God,
maybe Cain and Abel
would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms.
It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry
*****
16. Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring,
but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget.
Mark
*****
17. Dear God,
my brother told me about
how you are born
but it just doesn't sound right.
What do you say?
Marsha
*****
18. Dear God,
if you watch in Church on Sunday
I will show you my new shoes.
Barbara
*****
19. Dear God,
is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
or do you just know him through the business?
Donny
*****
20. Dear God,
I do not think anybody
could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that.
I am not just saying that because
you are already God.
Charles
*****
21. Dear God,
it is great the way you always
get the stars " in the right place.
Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff
*****
22. Dear God,
I am doing the best I can.
Really !!!!
Frank
*****
And, saving the best for last . .
23. Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset
you made on Tuesday night.
That was really cool.
Thomas

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