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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
English class one day. "In English," he said,
"A double negative forms a positive. In
some languages, though, such as Russian,
a double negative is still a negative. However,
there is no language where in a double
positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up,
"Yeah, right."


Watch your thoughts; they become your words.
Watch your words; they become your actions.
Watch your actions; they become your habits.
Watch your habits; they become your character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny
3/14/2006 10:01:19 AM    
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Thats funny lol Hugz Deborah


Watch your thoughts; they become your words.
Watch your words; they become your actions.
Watch your actions; they become your habits.
Watch your habits; they become your character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny
4/18/2007 10:30:18 AM    
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