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A man was sitting relaxing in an airplane when
another guy dropped into the seat beside him.
This new guy was a pale wreck. His hands were
shaking; he was biting his nails; he was moaning
in low tones. "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said
the first man.

"Oh my, I've been transferred to Los Angeles,
California," the second answered. "Los Angeles
has race riots, rampant street drugs, and the
highest crime rate in America."

"Hold on," said the first man. "I've lived in Los
Angeles all my life, and it's not as bad as the media
portrays. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your
own business, enroll your kids in a good school, and
it's as safe as anywhere in the world."

The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and
said, "Oh, thank God. I was worried to death, but if
you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for
it. What do you do for a living?"

"What do I do?" replied the first, "I'm a tail gunner
on a bread truck."



Watch your thoughts; they become your words.
Watch your words; they become your actions.
Watch your actions; they become your habits.
Watch your habits; they become your character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny
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