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The Amish Elevator
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady
went up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady went inside between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch
until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.



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