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A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and
had to appear in court, taking along her husband for marital support.
The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge
told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail
term. "This time you stole a can of tomatoes. Let us suppose that
there were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?" The woman agreed.
"Then I sentence you to six nights in jail."
The husband jumped to his feet addressing the judge, "Your honor, may
I approach the bench?"
"Well," said his honor, this is somewhat unusual but I will make an
exception in this case. You may approach the bench."
The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he
said in a low voice, "She also stole a can of peas, your honor."
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