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Should You Be Institutionalized?
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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time.
This little test should get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director,
"what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized."

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?
..
Oh, I understand that," said the visitor.
"A normal person would choose the bucket
as it is larger than the spoon."

"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

So how did *you* do?

May the Lord keep you in His hand And never close His fist too tight.


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